M1NX

Unless thon caress the mantle of knighthood, thy may not enter.

Tea Spot

• Slobby globby knobbly wobbly wibbly timey kinkerknockers are delectable, and Americans dare to call it fried chicken. Poppycock and Balderdash.
• Oh knickers, there won't be enough tea and crackers for the ceremony! Edam it all. The fellows in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch won't be cheesed to hear this.
• If thou art American, turn thee back.