Unless thon caress the mantle of knighthood, thy may not enter.
- Slobby globby knobbly wobbly wibbly timey kinkerknockers are delectable, and Americans dare to call it fried chicken. Poppycock and Balderdash.
- Oh knickers, there won't be enough tea and crackers for the ceremony! Edam it all. The fellows in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch won't be cheesed to hear this.
- If thou art American, turn thee back.